Look at my new pair of floral embroidered canvas sneakers. They're so cute, comfortable and cozy enough to match any outfit or style. Look at them, they're so adorable, I love the floral motif all around my sneakers. Can you see all that filth over my shoes? It'll be a privilege bestowed upon you, my dear sneaker slave, to keep these gorgeous shoes spotless. Lick those dirty soles, I'll let you sniff them inside later as I take them off and show off my crusty ankle socks. Sniff and lick them inside and out!