Why aren't you ready yet? Oh no! You're not wearing those ugly glasses! Can't you see you're pathetic enough? Why do you have to wear these accountant glasses on top of that? I hate them! Although even your stupid glasses look way better on me. I wear glasses way better than you! Haha! I hate your stupid, ugly glasses so much I rip them off your face and crush them under my heels. Fuck them! Once I'm done, I realize that on a second thought, I don't want you to accompany me anywhere. Too ugly! Ha ha!