Welcome to my personal private golf club, loser. So you see I stole your own golf club from your stash. I have some news for you - I think golf and golfers are stupid rich losers. You have mocked me long enough at the golf club saying how I can't swing or women make terrible golfers. Too bad now I have got that heavy golf club in my hands and your stupid head. Brace yourself to be by golf, oh such a poetic end!

Welcome to my personal private golf club, loser. So you see I stole your own golf club from your stash. I have some news for you - I think golf and golfers are stupid rich losers. You have mocked me long enough at the golf club saying how I can't swing or women make terrible golfers. Too bad now I have got that heavy golf club in my hands and your stupid head. Brace yourself to be by golf, oh such a poetic end!