You're kind of cute, little guy, but I'm going to eat you anyway. You know why? Because every little guy like you ends up in my stomach. I don't care that you're /10 of my nutritional value of the day. I'm eating you alive anyway. Why? Because I enjoy you, little guys, toying with you. You think you're so brave, you arrogant tiny humans and yet you're just so fun to mess with. I like to bite off the limbs one by one to some of you or chew the others, don't worry, I like you so much I'll in fact do you a favor and swallow you whole! Haha

You're kind of cute, little guy, but I'm going to eat you anyway. You know why? Because every little guy like you ends up in my stomach. I don't care that you're /10 of my nutritional value of the day. I'm eating you alive anyway. Why? Because I enjoy you, little guys, toying with you. You think you're so brave, you arrogant tiny humans and yet you're just so fun to mess with. I like to bite off the limbs one by one to some of you or chew the others, don't worry, I like you so much I'll in fact do you a favor and swallow you whole! Haha