So what's in your plans this evening? Don't tell me, I'll guess - staying home and masturbating! Of course, because the girls you want to fuck won't touch you with a ten foot pole. Besides, admit it to yourself, you're not exactly a sociable creature - lurking in your bedroom and stroking it all day... Lol, I could go on and on with so many reasons why the only option you have been left with is intense and fervent self pleasure. It doesn't have to be a sad and boring stroke - you could amuse yourself and make it easier for me to laugh at you by further demonstrating your sex skills. Surely ... Show more