Can't you see the dirt, filth and mud along the ridges of my boot soles? Well then, what are you waiting for, a formal invitation? Lick them now! Get your tongue in between those muddy rubber soles and swirl your tongue along the sides. Finally lick off the road dust off my fine, sexy lacquered boot tops and gawk and the sheer perfection of those boots. Haha! Now get to licking until you can see your reflection in those boots or you'll get booted, my shoe sub!