I invite you over for reconciliation. You have a drink I hand you over while expecting some make up sex. Unluckily for you I have other plans in mind. You realise you are shrinking fast. What's happening? I'm suddenly so enormous... I tell you deserve that for being such a loser and I'll be doing you a favour by swallowing you in one piece. After having swallowed you I sit there caressing my stomach and complaining about my bloated stomach. You didn't look like such a hard thing to digest but I guess losers are hard to digest...