You are being a useless boyfriend again. I'm telling you that we need to leave to meet my parents and you pretend to be sick to be able to skip on meeting them and play your stupid video games. Obviously I'm not happy. I don't even know why am I going out with you anymore. I give you a pill to treat that fake flu of yours Even if your fake sneezing is too obvious, you prefer to keep up the lie and swallow the pill. I complain but start getting ready to leave as you start to feel like you're shrinking. Weird isn't it? I mock and laugh as you as I conclude 'I told you you'd be coming you want...

You are being a useless boyfriend again. I'm telling you that we need to leave to meet my parents and you pretend to be sick to be able to skip on meeting them and play your stupid video games. Obviously I'm not happy. I don't even know why am I going out with you anymore. I give you a pill to treat that fake flu of yours Even if your fake sneezing is too obvious, you prefer to keep up the lie and swallow the pill. I complain but start getting ready to leave as you start to feel like you're shrinking. Weird isn't it? I mock and laugh as you as I conclude 'I told you you'd be coming you want it or not, you pathetic loser', as I take you, now a tiny loser and swallow in one go.