I love wearing sneakers! They feel so comfortable and practical on my feet - it feels just like walking on clouds... It's such a shame my favourite pair of sneakers are white for they get so muddy and dirty! However I know that you prefer those sneakers stinky and sweaty, so I have just the perfect dessert for you - see all those mud stains all over my perfect Nike AirForce sneakers?! Get on your knees and lick them white again!