You're in the mood for sexy time but your nerdy ass girlfriend is too busy. She always brings her work home and spends hours reading books and writing reports. You have tried everything but she seems to be more interested in books than you. However you've finally stumbled on a mysterious formula that promises to "a complete and instant bimbofication" in minutes. You're so excited, you immediately prepare me a drink... Wow, these difficult words suddenly start sounding like a complete gibberish and I feel instantly compelled to drop it, suck cock and tease you horny instead!