One sec, let me just check my agenda. Wow, I got sooo many upcoming dates with guys... You know how it is dating as a hot girl, haha... Hold on, you wouldn't even know, would you?! You have been trying to chat up women you find attractive for years, yet none of them reciprocate. It must be humiliating and quite heavy on your ego, haha! I have a better idea, why don't you accept that masturbation is so much more convenient and easier than dating? At least you don't get put on the spot nor judged by the porn you watch. Oh, actually wait, even your porn thinks you are a HUGE LOSER! Jerk it to ...

One sec, let me just check my agenda. Wow, I got sooo many upcoming dates with guys... You know how it is dating as a hot girl, haha... Hold on, you wouldn't even know, would you?! You have been trying to chat up women you find attractive for years, yet none of them reciprocate. It must be humiliating and quite heavy on your ego, haha! I have a better idea, why don't you accept that masturbation is so much more convenient and easier than dating? At least you don't get put on the spot nor judged by the porn you watch. Oh, actually wait, even your porn thinks you are a HUGE LOSER! Jerk it to being teased and rejected over and over again, because that's the only kind of romantic attention you will ever get with your boring personality, pathetic cock and ugly face! LOL!