Welcome back, my darling sock boy! Great minds think alike, eh? I have so many pairs of socks of different colours, types and material. Got them striped, winter socks and barely visible summer shoe liners. However today I've got one of your very own personal favourites - a pair of age old mouth watering socks that have been collecting my foot sweat and dust over a very long span of time. You don't mind, do you? You love them all the more stinky, patched and savory, like a true sock connoisseur, you know old and trashed socks with toes sticking through its holes are the best!

Welcome back, my darling sock boy! Great minds think alike, eh? I have so many pairs of socks of different colours, types and material. Got them striped, winter socks and barely visible summer shoe liners. However today I've got one of your very own personal favourites - a pair of age old mouth watering socks that have been collecting my foot sweat and dust over a very long span of time. You don't mind, do you? You love them all the more stinky, patched and savory, like a true sock connoisseur, you know old and trashed socks with toes sticking through its holes are the best!