Let's see what you've got! I announce and unzip your pants. Sadly, your penis is smaller than I could possibly ever imagine. Did you think that I wouldn't find your tiny problem with one eye??? I refuse to even try to continue making out with you. I couldn't feel a thing with penis that size! Well, honey, since we're not going to use your dick, I might as well throw it in the trash! Or I could do even better - I'll shove your entire ugly face and penis together down the garbage! Useless trash!