Admit it, you've become such an avid masturbator, it's a surprise you still manage to find time to attend Church. Besides, what's the point? Porn is much better than any religion. Porn understands you, porn encourages you to love yourself and porn is always there for you like no other stupid God. Porn is the only God in your life you'll need! Grab that cross, jerk all over it and praise your new sexy porn Goddess!