Welcome, welcome, religious and church going boys! Haven't you felt betrayed and let down by the mainstream religion? You pray and complain to your imaginary God and nothing comes out of it? I hear your frustrations, thus I have the perfect solution for you - from now on you are to only pray to porn, my ass and shiny pussy! Porn knows what you like and how to get your pulse rushing, porn can discipline and uplift you like no one else can! Embrace the self care and love, fuck that boring cross and Jesus on a stick and instead pray to porn and me, your new cult Goddess!