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I heard you were looking for a private eye. You've come to the right place, I am the eye. Hand me the case and I'll be right on it. What is it, my credentials? Honey, these legs are the only credentials I need. Word is on the street I am the famous pair of nylon clad legs, Legs Ka-Pow. Look at this pair of strong and powerful legs, they take me on all the mission and word is, these legs carry vengeance once scorned! Those legs walk strong, come mighty and solve any mission, with powerful bust towards enemy balls, ka-pow, bust those balls!