Ho, ho, ho! It's this time of the year again - charity, love and affection is in the air. Well, that is for almost everyone but you. What do you expect with that tiny pecker? I couldn't believe my eyes the first time I saw it - sooooo tiny! What woman would want to touch or use it? Never mind, Santa knows you'll jerk it off just like every year. Even my high heels are thicker and longer than your cock! How is it even possible? Oh well, might as well stroke it, same as every year and be a good jerkoff for Santa...