Your nerdy ass is excited to join the school band and become more popular with the ladies... I invite you over under the pretext to tune my bass for me and you are so gullible to bought it no questions asked, haha! I play a couple chords on the bass just to mess with you, but I'm more excited to practice my kicks against your balls! This is going to be all girls band, because boys are gross and get kicked in the balls!

Your nerdy ass is excited to join the school band and become more popular with the ladies... I invite you over under the pretext to tune my bass for me and you are so gullible to bought it no questions asked, haha! I play a couple chords on the bass just to mess with you, but I'm more excited to practice my kicks against your balls! This is going to be all girls band, because boys are gross and get kicked in the balls!