All right, I know you couldn't wait to show me your cock. Drop your pants and let me see it! Is that really it? LOL! This tiny little pecker is what you call a dick? News flash for you, loser - you don't have a cock, you have got a little tiny clitoris, just like mine! Haha, seriously, what could I do with your tiny cock? It's way too small to fuck - all you can do is rub it like a girl!