Ok, fine, you've been saying I have no basis to mock your cock. So go on, pull it out and show it to me. Wait, what? Where's the rest of it? Is that it? Really? Haha, so small and oddly shaped. I guess with your cock and face you'll have to learn how to lick a pussy. Your dick is so worthless, you can stop making me laugh and put it away already. We'll train your mouth instead, brace to lick, lick and please with your tongue! That shiny pussy needs to be satisfied after all...

Ok, fine, you've been saying I have no basis to mock your cock. So go on, pull it out and show it to me. Wait, what? Where's the rest of it? Is that it? Really? Haha, so small and oddly shaped. I guess with your cock and face you'll have to learn how to lick a pussy. Your dick is so worthless, you can stop making me laugh and put it away already. We'll train your mouth instead, brace to lick, lick and please with your tongue! That shiny pussy needs to be satisfied after all...