All right, let's take a good look at your cock. What? Where is it? I can see your groin and testicles but where cock? Hang on, let me grab a magnifying glass. Hmm, nope, nothing! Wow, it must feel really pathetic to be such a disappointment to women. You get a girl really horny, pull down your pants and prepare to disappoint them all! What if I used my GPS? Maybe I could spot your cock, let's find your missing dick. Hahaha, even my phone says "no cock spotted in your immediate area". Wow, what a disappointment, but don't you worry. Take your boxers off because those are for big bulge boys a...

All right, let's take a good look at your cock. What? Where is it? I can see your groin and testicles but where cock? Hang on, let me grab a magnifying glass. Hmm, nope, nothing! Wow, it must feel really pathetic to be such a disappointment to women. You get a girl really horny, pull down your pants and prepare to disappoint them all! What if I used my GPS? Maybe I could spot your cock, let's find your missing dick. Hahaha, even my phone says "no cock spotted in your immediate area". Wow, what a disappointment, but don't you worry. Take your boxers off because those are for big bulge boys and wear these frilly pink panties, perfect for your oversized clit! Next, grab a red lipstick and draw an arrow towards where your pathetic cock should be! Ugh save yourself the complete embarrassment, start getting used to jerk your cocklette to your mistress laughing at you, but that turns you on even more, huh kinky jerky boy?! What a small dick loser...