All right, let's take a good look at your cock. What? Where is it? I can see your groin and testicles but where cock? Hang on, let me grab a magnifying glass. Hmm, nope, nothing! Wow, it must feel really pathetic to be such a disappointment to women. You get a girl really horny, pull down your pants and prepare to disappoint them all! What if I used my GPS? Maybe I could spot your cock, let's find your missing dick. Hahaha, even my phone says "no cock spotted in your immediate area". Wow, what a disappointment, but don't you worry. Take your boxers off because those are for big bulge boys a... Show more