Nails long and unpainted as usual. You sit in chair as if that's your cockpit, with what we'll pretend is your control stick between your legs, coming through the floor of the cockpit (see attached). Make sure the cam can clearly see your right hand and nails gripping the stick (so your left side will be facing the cam). Here's the script: You want to set a speed record for this old biplane, so you ease the control stick forward to go into a dive. You hurtle towards the ground gaining speed; gaining speed; getting closer to the ground. You decide it's time to pull out of the div...

Nails long and unpainted as usual. You sit in chair as if that's your cockpit, with what we'll pretend is your control stick between your legs, coming through the floor of the cockpit (see attached). Make sure the cam can clearly see your right hand and nails gripping the stick (so your left side will be facing the cam). Here's the script: You want to set a speed record for this old biplane, so you ease the control stick forward to go into a dive. You hurtle towards the ground gaining speed; gaining speed; getting closer to the ground. You decide it's time to pull out of the dive and pull up, so you pull the stick back towards you. But it jams and won't budge!! You pull with all your strength, first with just your right hand; then with both hands (try to get nails on right hand in cam). You struggle and struggle for a couple of minutes, desperately trying to pull the stick back and pull out of the dive before hitting the ground. "OMG; the stick is jammed; the stick is jammed; can't pull back; it's jammed!!" Finally and very gradually, you start slowly moving the stick back a little at a time, until it comes all the way back and you pull out of the dive. But damn, you just missed out on the record; so you try again and the same thing happens.