It's such a nice, sunny day and we've agreed to go for a drive. I'm happily chilling behind the wheel but then you have to come and ruin it - criticizing my driving and rolling your eyes all the way. One more word and I'm leaving you on the road. What? I've heard it, that's it - get out of my car and stand in front, I'm going to drive all over you for being so cheeky. Taste the dirt of my wheels and under my car!