You have been gaming all weekend and you simply had no time to clean your flat. You had invited me over but you couldn't even put away some of these dirty socks and empty snack bags? Ugh, you live in such a pigsty! I roll my eyes as I grab a bucket and get ready to clean. However, I look at all the dust and dirty and lose my patience - I've had enough, you've been a dirty and useless boyfriend for too long. Maybe this time I'll shrink you and make you into my tiny cleaning assistant, only this time, you'll be wiping surfaces with your tongue...

You have been gaming all weekend and you simply had no time to clean your flat. You had invited me over but you couldn't even put away some of these dirty socks and empty snack bags? Ugh, you live in such a pigsty! I roll my eyes as I grab a bucket and get ready to clean. However, I look at all the dust and dirty and lose my patience - I've had enough, you've been a dirty and useless boyfriend for too long. Maybe this time I'll shrink you and make you into my tiny cleaning assistant, only this time, you'll be wiping surfaces with your tongue...