Ok, I'm almost ready, I only need to get the coat. I look for you to show off my cute outfit and sexy, lacquered high heels. I find you... gaming in your food stains covered hoodie? What the fuck?! I have told you our friends were coming over to chill after that dinner we've scheduled months ago! Ugh, so you couldn't help me out but you made it worse - have you even changed your trousers? Ugh, what are all those fast food bags around you, you're such a massive slob. Ugh, soda cans, you mess up faster than I can clean. And anyway, would it be so bad to eat an apple once in a while? Have you ...

Ok, I'm almost ready, I only need to get the coat. I look for you to show off my cute outfit and sexy, lacquered high heels. I find you... gaming in your food stains covered hoodie? What the fuck?! I have told you our friends were coming over to chill after that dinner we've scheduled months ago! Ugh, so you couldn't help me out but you made it worse - have you even changed your trousers? Ugh, what are all those fast food bags around you, you're such a massive slob. Ugh, soda cans, you mess up faster than I can clean. And anyway, would it be so bad to eat an apple once in a while? Have you looked yourself in the mirror? You look like that ton of fast food you're eating, have you even shaved? Ughhhhhhhhhh! I'm so fucking tired but you're too big to go into the those recycling bins, you know what, I have a better idea - I'll shrink you tiny first & then take you out with all that garbage around you - that's exactly where you belong!