Can't you see that your goddess is in the tub trying to get herself clean? Are you helping? These shoes need some maintenance and it's your job to take care of them! I want you to kneel under them, stick out your tongue and get to work. You should be licking up and down the sole, inside and out every crease until these high heels shine, if you don't want to get kicked! You're so privileged you'll even get to worship these shoes!