Brace yourself, jerkoff because Christmas is cancelled! That's right, get ready to stroke that cock dry because that's all Santa has brought for you this year. Ha! Ho, ho, ho, don your gas mask and get ready for a full lock-down Christmas stroking your nearly virgin cock! Be honest, you weren't getting laid much anyway, so might as well stop lying to yourself and jerk it all the way. Be safe and prepared this Christmas with your gas mask on and your dick out! Ho, ho, ho, lock-down bitches!

Brace yourself, jerkoff because Christmas is cancelled! That's right, get ready to stroke that cock dry because that's all Santa has brought for you this year. Ha! Ho, ho, ho, don your gas mask and get ready for a full lock-down Christmas stroking your nearly virgin cock! Be honest, you weren't getting laid much anyway, so might as well stop lying to yourself and jerk it all the way. Be safe and prepared this Christmas with your gas mask on and your dick out! Ho, ho, ho, lock-down bitches!