Hi, so while you were in the bathroom I was thinking and then my ex called... So, I know you've been buying me drinks all evening but I'll be leaving with my ex, because actually I think you're kind of a loser... The only think you can do is jerk off to me because I'm not really attracted to inferior losers like you.

Hi, so while you were in the bathroom I was thinking and then my ex called... So, I know you've been buying me drinks all evening but I'll be leaving with my ex, because actually I think you're kind of a loser... The only think you can do is jerk off to me because I'm not really attracted to inferior losers like you.