I stink it up no matter where I am in the world! I was in Tokyo for almost 2 weeks and was so happy to be able to use their famous 'TOTO' toilets that rinse your ass with hot water, and then dries it gently with warm air :) Greatest invention ever! I could stay on the all day! Watch as I use one in the Tokyo Narita Airport restroom, with lots of people coming in and out so I have to be careful to not make noise otherwise I will be embarrassed! The Japanese are very discreet about their toilet noises...so much so the toilets have a fake flushing sound to mask the sound of your peeing or! :OP... Show more