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This sandwich was epic....as it has been since at least the late 90s ;)

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I'm in my hometown SF for a visit and I had to stop at Uncle Vito's for my favorite eggplant parmesan sandwich...this was the ultimate food (even before IHOP on Lombard's all you can eat pancakes!! hahaah) for me when I was still living there hehe. My boys (all Mexicans, funny as hell as always!) hooked me up with a mega version of my old favorite: i...

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This sandwich was epic....as it has been since at least the late 90s ;)

Purchase here so I get a better commission! 75% vs 60%, thank you!!!

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I'm in my hometown SF for a visit and I had to stop at Uncle Vito's for my favorite eggplant parmesan sandwich...this was the ultimate food (even before IHOP on Lombard's all you can eat pancakes!! hahaah) for me when I was still living there hehe. My boys (all Mexicans, funny as hell as always!) hooked me up with a mega version of my old favorite: it was a good POUND (1/2 kilo) of a monster sando! Breaded and fried eggplant, tons of mozzerella, parmesan, and grilled peppers on a perfect Italian bun, OH YEAH!!!

This thing took 3 dumps to clear my system it was so huge HAHHAHAHA. I was on the in the morning twice pushing hard, and then again later on after a concert. This thing would not leave my stomach alone...I was getting uncomfortable and letting stank ass farts during the show too :P Poor Kristin Hersh, she's never been of a sunny disposition but she did seem more grumpy...hmm.

ANYWAY. This sando firmed up my dumps quite a bit, usually I am a mushy slide-it-out soft serve dumper, or have massive diarrhea. This sando gave me those coveted audible plops for a bit, also a big fast unloading like a dump truck unloading 2 tons of gravel into a ditch LOL, and some good farts especially in the last scene. Hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed my sandwich hehehe.

****Many have asked: I'm only making fart videos via CUSTOM ORDER due to the time it takes to make clips with REAL farts, and then finding my videos posted/pirated all over the place, and the last straw was a guy reselling my (and other girls') videos for his own profit. Not to mention a piracy forum that accepts payment to gain access to pirated fart videos that has existed for years. If I was dubbing or however else one makes fake farts (?) I would care less as I could literally plan to record farts and make 10 vids a day haha. So no new FART content on c4s, only toilet videos, as they are easier/less time-intensive to make. I go every day :) Fart videos however take weeks for just 10 minutes as I only record real farts and then only keep the scenes of the big ones. Not to mention having a life and real job on the side. Thank you to all who purchase my clips, the rest of you, well, you know what you can go do... ;) ****