Happy New Year, gooner! It may be a new year, but you're still the same addicted gooner, endlessly stroking to my control. This year, I'll take you even deeper into your addiction, making sure your only resolutions are to edge longer, stroke harder, and surrender completely to me.

Happy New Year, gooner! It may be a new year, but you're still the same addicted gooner, endlessly stroking to my control. This year, I'll take you even deeper into your addiction, making sure your only resolutions are to edge longer, stroke harder, and surrender completely to me.