Stupid slave tries to clean my vintage, leather boots with a coarse brush and I am FURIOUS!
After him to clean the soles of my dirty boots first with his tongue, licking the grime, I rinse out his mouth with my spit before allowing him to continue to lick the rest of the fine leather.
To illustrate his blunder, I take the course steel end of the brush, and scrape a few layer off of his back. Better he get scratched up than my boots!

xoxo, Cybill Troy