A few measures must be taken before I can take my medical stapler to my patient to silence his screams forever; I take the clippers to his head and also shave off his eyebrows to prep him for his face full of staples.
First, to silence his screams, I staple his mouth closed, leaving him panicked and unable to even protest as I then secure rows of staples over his eyes and a spattering across the rest of his body.
Extreme and completely unnecessary, just how I like it, this procedure serves no purpose other than to entertain me.

xoxo, Cybill Troy