Of course you want to be my toilet; it would be an honor to drink from a Goddess. But you ruined your chances last time when you weren't able to swallow it! Now you must sit and wait while I taunt you by using the toilet right in front of you, making you listen as I go, humiliating you for not being beneath me. If you're lucky, I'll let you eat the toilet paper. xoxo, Cybill Troy