You are SO bored being on lockdown with your giant step-dad. He's just lying in bed reading a book - in his jockstrap and socks, for unknown reasons. You want to get out and get some fresh air! Exercise! But, as he points out, social distancing would be difficult as a one inch tall tiny person; someone would be likely to step on you, and that's way closer than the six feet rule. Since you're so tiny, he offers to let you climb on his ass. It is huge for you, after all. Like climbing mountains. Not such a bad idea from an idiot step-dad, you decide, and start hiking up his leg. When you get ... Show more