Your ridiculous giant step-dad brings in the latest of his absurd choices of sitters for you. Jose Cortez is downright mean. He starts making fun of your tiny size almost immediately after meeting you. Is it appropriate for a companion to make fun of your tiny little pecker? You think not. He doesn't get that you're so small because your step-dad used a shrink ray on you. And because your giant step-dad is a douche. It gets murky. He thinks it's because you just don't eat enough. So he makes an open faced sandwich to share, and makes you climb onto it. You're supposed to eat from one end wh... Show more