"My asshole itches, step-son! Come here and lend your dear old step-dad a hand." Now that you're tiny and your step-dad is a giant and can easily catch you, he makes you do the most nasty chores. "Get a good look up in here. Is it a bug bite? A rash? Look closely." Sweet lord, he's an insufferable moron. He can't tell if it's a bug bite or what, because he can't see it. He snatches you up and holds you up to his butt and demands that you scratch it. That's OK, he says, but he feels like you could do a better job if he took his pants off. Now you have to scratch his ass through his gross tig... Show more