Your idiot giant step-dad works out in the living room because he's too cheap to get a gym membership. Ass. Doesn't he realize you need his help to pick him up to do your business in the bathroom? SUCH an asshole. He's annoyed by you trying to get his attention and tries to ignore you. But you GOTTA GO! He tells you if you keep bothering him, he might just put you both out of your misery by stepping on you. He waves his giant, nasty, sweaty feet over you, crunching and curling his toes, and it really is frightening. Do you think he'll really do it? He's the worst!

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