Your disgusting giant step-dad is having a snack of cherry tomatoes. Who snacks on those? They are kinda pretty, all different colors... But they'd smash you if one fell on you, you're so tiny. He calls you over to share snack time with you. You don't want to join him; you just know it's going to be nasty. And it is. He chews with his mouth open and talks to you while tomato seeds and goop squirt out of his mouth and run down his beard. All the worse, because it's all so huge since he shrunk you down to tiny size. FML, man.

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