Your giant step-dad is such a douchefuck, he doesn't even know how to make a good sandwich. Yeah, it's nice of him to offer to share it with you. Otherwise, you'd starve, right? You're so tiny, you can't even open the fridge door. But an open-faced chicken salad sandwich is such a STEP-DAD thing to eat. What, are you 50? Then he puts mustard on it without even asking you. Jesus! Who puts mustard on chicken salad? He takes a phone call from work even though it's his day off, so you decide to start without him. But you get stuck in the mustard and can't escape! He comes back and starts eating... Show more