Your idiot giant step-dad has chosen another idiot for a sitter. This dude is more than a little light in the attic. He finds a bag of gummy bears and decides they can be your new friends since they're about your size. Well, that makes perfect sense. As he introduces each one, he finds some character defect in them and decides to eat them instead. He chews with his mouth open - it's so gross, and he keeps waving his sticky, long tongue at you. Is he off his meds?

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