Honestly, your new giant sitter is even more ridiculous and weird than your giant step-dad. He stuffed his mouth full of gummy bears, and now he's whining that his ass hurts. Is it all gummed up? Jesus. Now he wants you to climb up on him and take a close look at his asshole to see if everything's OK. He pulls off his gay underwear and you do your best to see if there's anything obviously wrong, but the only thing that's obvious is that this dude is completely senseless. If you don't do as he says, he might well mistake you for a gummy bear. Your options are limited as a tiny person. He get... Show more