Honestly, your new giant sitter is even more needy and clueless than your giant step-dad. He gorged himself on gummy bears, and now he's complaining that his butt hurts. Is it all gummed up? Jesus. Now he wants you to climb up and inspect his asshole. He pulls off his gay underwear and you do your best to see if there's anything obviously wrong, but the only thing that's obvious is that this dude is completely senseless. He decides to take a nap with his ass up in the air and you make your way to the front door. Fuck this. You're out of here. Now, to reach the doorknob.

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