Your jerk giant step-dad makes you do the most humiliating, asinine chores now that you're tiny. Here he is, watching TV, scratching his ass, and he tells you he can't quite get to where it itches cuz he can't see it. He can't even tell if it's a bug bite or what. Basically, he's an idiot. He grabs you and holds you up to his butt and demands that you scratch it. That's not bad, he tells you, but he feels like you could do a better job if he took his pants off. Now you have to scratch his ass through his gross stepdad underwear. How embarrassing! But that's still not quite doing it, he says... Show more