Your dumbass giant step-dad wants to tech you how to shave - cuz you haven't been doing it yourself for a few years now. Awesome. Yawn. Maybe he would have paid more attention to you if he hadn't been in the basement all that time, inventing the shrinking ray he used on you. But whatever. It's not like you're going skateboarding or anything; may as well humor the asshat. He shows you how to put the guard on his electric razor and makes you sit in it to get a feel for how it works. Then he hands you the razor and turns it on, but you're so tiny, he has to help you hold it up. He's still inti... Show more