After the disaster of hiring Elis Ataxxx as your sitter, your giant step-dad is sure he's found a winner. But your step-dad is an idiot, so... yeah. Leo Blue doesn't seem like he can take care of himself, let alone you. First, he blindsides you with a frisbee - What was he thinking? You're an inch tall! Then, he stubs his toe while rushing to help you. He needs your help to rub the pain away, and takes off his smelly socks to make you rub both his feet. Because - get this - he can't remember which toe he stubbed. FYL

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