Even when your ridiculous giant step-dad is trying to be helpful and friendly, he's still an idiot. He's making lunch - an open-faced chicken salad sandwich - and he wants you to climb up on the table and share it with him. Then he has the gall to put mustard on it without even asking you. Gross! Who puts mustard on chicken salad? He gets a phone call from work even though it's his day off, so you decide to start without him. But your tiny feet get stuck in the mustard and can't escape! He comes back and starts eating the sandwich and doesn't even notice you, you're so tiny and covered in m... Show more