You're so oppressed! You're not allowed to do ANYTHING! You can't even make an afternoon snack without your idiotic giant step-dad butting in and screwing everything up. First, he yells at you for making a whole frankfurter when you both know you won't eat the whole thing (SO! WHAT! SEND the leftovers to the starving people in Africa, for crying out loud.), since you're only an inch tall. Then, he insists on sharing it with you. But instead of just slicing off half for himself like any normal person would do, he starts eating from the other end and you have to watch his disgusting giant mou... Show more