Your giant step-dad is getting worse and worse. As if it wasn't already a sign he was losing his mind that he shrunk you down to tiny size as punishment, which destroyed your life, now he decides to cure your loneliness with imaginary friends. He bought a bag of gummy bears so you can pretend they're your new friends. Who can you call to have him checked for dementia? One by one, he pulls them out of the bag, names them, and introduces them to you, coming up with backstories for each of the candy bears each time. He is so fucking lame. He still can't keep himself from being self-centered an... Show more