So I figured I'd enjoy a smoke on the couch with my coffee today. Theres something about nicotine and caffeine that just go so good together. Wow I can't sit still, this couch is uncomfortable. Should I go do something? Maybe if I make the couch smell like smoke then Step-Daddy will replace it. Theres nothing on TV, hmm more coffee..... Wait was that Daddys car..... Oh is he home early??? Run!!

So I figured I'd enjoy a smoke on the couch with my coffee today. Theres something about nicotine and caffeine that just go so good together. Wow I can't sit still, this couch is uncomfortable. Should I go do something? Maybe if I make the couch smell like smoke then Step-Daddy will replace it. Theres nothing on TV, hmm more coffee..... Wait was that Daddys car..... Oh is he home early??? Run!!